A friend sent me a collection of some commonly used words in our daily life and their hilarious new meanings , perhaps,  suitable  for inclusion in a new dictionary of deft definitions .

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKEN: The only animal you eat before its born and after its dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that works to keep minutes of hours wasted.

CORRUPTION:  An omnipresent deadly virus.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually ‘me-deep’ in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Reducing the size of money without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you realize flies are better.

RAISIN: A sunburnt grape.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off!

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion expressed openly.

WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.

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