ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKEN: The only animal you eat before its born and after its dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that works to keep minutes of hours wasted.
CORRUPTION: An omnipresent deadly virus.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually ‘me-deep’ in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Reducing the size of money without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you realize flies are better.
RAISIN: A sunburnt grape.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off!
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion expressed openly.
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.
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